It didn’t matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were...– The Virgin Suicides
Go, little jellyfish. Go back to your family. They may seem a little strict...– Spongebob Squarepants (via quote-book)
stylerelish: Make em laugh OMG I love him.
Why Vikki isn't an English major
Vikki: Whatever, he can have fun with his little raver bitches in San Paolo.
Me: Sao Paolo?
Vikki: Plum wine just taste like what James said, Mashawitz.
Vikki: Would you go to Vegas?
James: I already went to Vegas.
Vikki: Would you go to Miami?
James: I fucking hate Miami.
James: Fuck no.
Vikki: Where would you go?
James: I don't know, Vegas?
Brian: All the white guys are taking the asian girls.
James: And all the black guys are taking all the white guys.
It’s not Christmas on Tumblr without this.
backtothejerseyshore: -bornthisway I hope Deena isn’t annoying… ‘cause Sammi, I kinda hate you right now.
If you love Vinny and Old Spice... →
Having sex once a week can improve your immune...
“Feliz Hustlin” by The White Panda I...
While Keith plays wii Baseball
Mom: Who's pitching?
Mom: Who's Peter?!