December 2010
133 posts
“It didn’t matter in the end how old they had been, or that they were...”
– The Virgin Suicides
“Go, little jellyfish. Go back to your family. They may seem a little strict...”
– Spongebob Squarepants (via quote-book)
Watchstylerelish:
Make em laugh
OMG I love him.
Why Vikki isn't an English major
Vikki: Whatever, he can have fun with his little raver bitches in San Paolo.
Me: Sao Paolo?
Vikki: WHATEVER.
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Vikki: Plum wine just taste like what James said, Mashawitz.
Liz: ...
Me: Manischewitz?
Vikki: Would you go to Vegas?
James: I already went to Vegas.
Vikki: Would you go to Miami?
James: I fucking hate Miami.
Vikki: LA?
James: No.
Vikki: Mexico?
James: Fuck no.
Vikki: Where would you go?
James: I don't know, Vegas?
Brian: All the white guys are taking the asian girls.
James: And all the black guys are taking all the white guys.
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It’s not Christmas on Tumblr without this.
Watchbacktothejerseyshore:
-bornthisway
I hope Deena isn’t annoying… ‘cause Sammi, I kinda hate you right now.
If you love Vinny and Old Spice... →
Having sex once a week can improve your immune...
“Feliz Hustlin” by The White Panda
I...
While Keith plays wii Baseball
Mom: Who's pitching?
Keith: Computer.
Mom: Who's Peter?!
