November 2011
51 posts
October 2011
43 posts
Me: Bahh I have to wait til next year to get a new phone :(
Elsie: Yeah you just got your freaking phone. Freaking was almost autocorrected to foreskin
Bday gifts
Katrina: what do you want for your bday?!?!?
me: hahaha i dont know!
Katrina: fine i know your style
me: HAHAHHA you do...
Katrina: gaudy ass zebra pants it is
me: oh no! that's not it!
Katrina: hahha nope done and done. got them on ebay
me: aww dang it
Katrina: from animalhotpants696969
smrt grls
Katrina: haha you know my book reading brings all the boys to the yard?
me: damn right. actually that is right... i feel intelligence brings a lot of boys to the yard.
Katrina: hahha or not in my case. well okay, not at lumen. not about to find people there
me: yeahh no. i do wish the stigma would be removed from smart girls making guys scared of them though
Katrina: yes please, i think thats the issue with every relationship i've had
me: really?
Katrina: at least one of the issues
me: ugh that's just dumb.
Katrina: hahaha
me: i hate when they're like "oh man you're too smart"
Katrina: ironic right/
me: or "why don't you have time for me?" "why are you studying all the time?"
Katrina: yessss. and what's funny is girls are more prone to asking guys that
me: umm... if a boyfriend can give me a freaking degree and financially stable/fulfilling job, i would stop studying.
Katrina: like why arent you spending time with me instead of that damn medical degree that you are getting that will buy me YSL shit for rest of my life :'( B.S.
me: HAHAHA
Katrina: haha but boyfriends don't shit out degrees
Grammar lesson:
They’re = They fucking are.
Their = Shows fucking possession.
There = Specifies a fucking location.
You’re = You fucking are.
Your = Shows fucking possession.
We’re = We fucking are.
Were = Past fucking tense of “are”.
Where = Specifies a fucking location.
Than = A fucking comparison.
Then = A point in fucking time.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
Feist (13)
Shakira (13)
The Naked And Famous (9)
Glee Cast (9)
Skrillex (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
White Rabbits (20)
Gila Boy (9)
Kavinsky (7)
Tennis (7)
Zeds Dead (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Elsie: do you think if i worked with you and wore leggings with no undapants my boyfriend would fall in love with me
me: umm unless you paraded yourself by the call center and like sat down with your legs open...?
Elsie: ahahaha. ew
me: do that and be like "i got some files for you"
Elsie: files in my vagina...that must be retreived with your d
“Heartbreakin Scream” by The Chain...
Watch“Young Blood” by The Naked And Famous (Live at the Metro, Chicago, 10/7)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Toro y Moi (8)
Mumford & Sons (7)
Gila Boy (6)
Amy Winehouse (2)
Wale (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Breaking news
me: is it like huge feminism news to you if a homecoming queen kicks a game-winning field goal?
Katrina: hahahhaah yes
me: i was like "omg why is this on the msn homepage?" right next to amanda knox
Katrina: oh wait, that shouldnt be front news. hahaha next to a lady killer
me: haha yeah it's cool but not front page news
Katrina: FEMINISM #WINNING
me: YEAH seriously, go on msn.com. it's right next to amanda knox and racist hank williams
Katrina: hahaha racist hank williams. damn i really hate when people compare anyone to hitler
LIKE REALLY. do you know what Hitler did? I dont think universal health care is what was on Hitler's agenda when killing million of jews.
me: yeah that's white trash ignorance for you.
Katrina: and people eat that shit up
me: haha yeah the masses of uneducated trailer trash in the bible belt.
Katrina: not to mention that the bible belt is also called the fried food belt. ALL SHIT IS LITERALLY COMING INTO A VORTEX IN THAT AREA.
Dad: So what's Spencer up to now?
Me: Playing Heroclix.
Dad: What's that?
Me: A strategy game with little figurines.
Dad: ...Um... no kidding...
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