[faux-show]: Archive

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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When someone uses too many \"abbreves\"

whatshouldwecallme: Truth.

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

Twin talk

Me: Dude, guess who is salivating at The Publican dinner menu?
Katie: Is it me? Because it's me.
Me: It's me. Slash you. 'Cause we're twns.
Katie: Maybe we aren't twins. Maybe we are THE SAME PERSON.
Me: Ahhh! Does that mean I get a birfday shot?
Katie: Yes.

Apr 26th

When someone makes me laugh

whatshouldwecallme: If it’s on a date: If it’s my friend: If it’s my best friend:

Apr 18th

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Wearing a shirt as a dress

whatshouldwecallme: If it’s another girl: If it’s me:

Apr 18th

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Apr 17th

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Apr 17th

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Apr 17th

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me: [on Alisa and Thom of The Naked And Famous] these two def banged, right?
Spencer: they must have...
me: hahaha why the ellipses?
Spencer: I mean
Spencer: come on
Spencer: if they haven't I'll eat my hat

Apr 17th