When someone uses too many \"abbreves\"
Me: Dude, guess who is salivating at The Publican dinner menu?
Katie: Is it me? Because it's me.
Me: It's me. Slash you. 'Cause we're twns.
Katie: Maybe we aren't twins. Maybe we are THE SAME PERSON.
Me: Ahhh! Does that mean I get a birfday shot?
When someone makes me laugh
whatshouldwecallme: If it’s on a date: If it’s my friend: If it’s my best friend:
Wearing a shirt as a dress
whatshouldwecallme: If it’s another girl: If it’s me:
me: [on Alisa and Thom of The Naked And Famous] these two def banged, right?
Spencer: they must have...
me: hahaha why the ellipses?
Spencer: I mean
Spencer: come on
Spencer: if they haven't I'll eat my hat
Any song feat Pitbull:
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide, 305 (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
“Cruel” by St. Vincent Can’t...